Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29646689-20170601201957

I drop a mobile tractor beam and use rockets to make it as fast as you, then it decelerates very slowly using ion thrusters while at the same time using the tractor beam on you.

2,000,000,000 years later, you are at a standstill. I TP MY TURNIP! to me.

to quote myself:

"I set up turret defense around the bunker, as well as the armored column defending it. More agents inside the bunker, and I guard it personally at the lowest floor. a Scranton Reality Anchor denies teleportation."

the turnip is in the lowest floor of the bunker.