User blog:GorgonzolaSW/Thoughts on the June 4th balance update

hi here's gorgon who copied smarty pants idea and is now sharing his thoughts on the balances

let's get started

Balance
Spear Goblins: Damage +34%, hit speed decreased to 1.7s, first attack slower

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

They will be now rascals girls who attack slower and die to zap

one of my favorite cards and reworked into nobody knows what

I guess they made it because of gob hut and gang but didn't want to kill them so one of the informatics said "lol let's rework them it'll be fun"

Goblin Hut: Lifetime decreased to 50s

Well, needed, because players did complain about it

Mega Knight: Jump and spawn damage increased by 23%, area damage decreased by 7,5%

Well ok I just can't see why the area damage decrease was needed

Barbarians: Hit speed increased to 1.4s

Yea because of course that's enough

lol they try to buff the barb barrel in so many ways but all it needs is...oh wait

Battle Ram: Can be now knocked back (and probably reset charge) by the log, bowler and barb barrel

Well, didn't the log push everything back no matter what?

But, at least they buffed the barb barrel in the way I imagined. Well, it should also reset the princes' charge but still

The problem is they're completely destroying the ram, a card which wasn't in meta anyway.

BOWLER INDIRECT BUFF YAY

Royal Ghost: Now to turn invisible he needs 1.6s

Ok den, needed I guess but idk for sure

Wizard: Area damage increased by 2%, splash radius increased by 25%

Maybe to make him popular in higher arenas because he's OP enough

also it kills already dead executioner

Valkyrie: +7 HP, first attack faster

isn't she OP enough

she can now counter pekka

Ice Golem: -5% HP

Needed I guess, the one problem is they destroyed my bridg spam deck, I need to use lavloon now because it's the only deck that can't get rekt by a lone valkyrie

Overall, I think they like went too far with nerfs and buffs, as they include increasing something by 25, 23, and even 34 percent

List of expected meta cards
To be updated