Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170615164341

I hire Ledoot to get the turnip for me. He eventually gives it to me.

MY TURNIP!

I guard my Turnip with a pair of stereos that blast "We are Number 1" at 200 decibels. The increased air pressure from the stereos would make your lungs burst from the increased air pressure (sound is just varying waves of pressure, the higher the energy and pressure, the louder the sound.) Or the sound could literally rattle your skull until major brain trauma occurs but that would be ineffctive hald of you don't have one...