Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5032910-20160320002303/@comment-28835272-20160701183924

You get people who speak with oinks in a spanish accent.

I Wish For:

an obedient Lava Hound in real life that COULD NOT violently explode, combust, melt, freeze, die of internal bleeding, have a heart attack, get shot down by air defenses, or be otherwise destroyed or hypnotized. And that  didn't attack my property either. Including me.