Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29646689-20170320010105

GOT IT.

I get to the vault and clear out any traps and stuff.

I have my apprentice use The Force to get it out, but he screws up and the turnip appears above a tilted trampoline which bounces it into a bath of gold, making it a golden turnip without destroying it. someone finds it and sells it on eBay, and a random officer in the Imperial Fleet buys it. I find out 3 month later, then buys MY TURNIP from the officer.

I hide the turnip in the most remote place in the universe. I attach a scrambler to the turnip so you cannot track it.