Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33560940-20180327025001/@comment-33560940-20180329125233

Priscilla: "He.. he died? no... No.... NO...."

Priscilla started crying

Meanwhile, in the Inn

Rayna Couldn't sleep. she was thinking about Laura and Sir knight...

She broke the 4th wall.

Me: "WAAAAH! Will you stop doing that?!"

Rayna: "Nope."

Me: "Ugh. what do you want?"

Rayna: "Can't you just already revive sir knight and Laura like you always do?"

Me: "No, that would be boring"

Rayna: "BORING?!?! We have to suffer just so that you could have fun?!?!"

Me: "Yup, that's the point of this thread: We, the story builders, can do absolutely anything with your universe."

Rayna: "You are lying! You can't do absolutely anything!"

Me: "Oh yeah? watch this: I'll make you speak russian!"

Rayna: "Ты врешь, ты не смо... ЧТО ЗА?"

Me: "Alright, now you will speak english again"

Rayna: "Phew. thanks goodness..."

Me: "Now I'll make you say Peanut butter jelly sandwich."

Rayna: "You ca- Peanut butter jelly sandwich - GAH!!!"

Me: "See? We can do anything!"

Rayna: "Then revive sir knight and Laura!"

Me: "(sigh) Listen, I can't, but I can tell you HOW they can be brought back.."

Gorgonzola: "Don't. You. Dare."

Me: "Hey! I'm not reviving them! I'm just telling HOW they could get revived! So, first of, Elixir is a magical substance, and you wouldn't expect a magical substance to be destroyed so easily, especially since the Heat-and-fire protection spell is the easiest spell to learn. So, basically, their elixir might have been turned into gas (Liquids turn into gas at high tempperatures), and might be in the form of a cloud."

Rayna: "And... second way?"

Me: "Time travel! Just prevent them from dying in the first place!"

Rayna: "But... Paradoxes?"

Me: "Not my problem. just rewind time, like rewinding a video! Now, Shoo!"

The 4th wall is no longer broken