Board Thread:Clan Recruitment/@comment-36941585-20180917164218

Are you useless in Clan Wars? Only do 1 of your 3 war build-up attacks, cos, well, doing all 3 is too much effort? Rarely donate? Only use chat to ask when you can have Elder, over and over again? Then join our clan, you'll fit right in!

Some recent reviews of our clan..

'My war win record isn't too hot. But this clans record is just awful' - Adolf Hitler.

'Far too dull for me' - A slightly sleepy Sloth.

'I use the chat to find myself a boyfriend. No luck so far 😓 ' - Taylor Swift.

'Bunch of cheating, lying thieves ' - Serena Williams. ** P&P not included  
 * Free XBox, Elder, Co-leader, 2 tonnes of carrots and a large tub of Vaseline to all new members