Board Thread:Clan Recruitment/@comment-32102748-20170526064528

Check us out! We're friendly and helpful. We can help with deck building, putting stuff up for sale for you on Craigslist or eBay, teach you how to make some Phad Thai, if you need help calling out of work; we got you covered! We're small in numbers, but we're quickly growing! I just cracked 12,000 trophies with a 800% win rate. Was in a clan that was in the top 20 for Ireland when I'm not even from Ireland!!! Insane!!

Help me take down Cthulhu! Cersei! The guy on the cover of Quaker's Oatmeal! I don't trust him! We can do it! Join! Just don't be a fat chick because...well...cholesterol...  