Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170811080800

Hahahahah... I'm going to do this as legit as your position in the O5 council. First, you wouldn't flaunt your position otherwise you would be terminated or demoted with brain-washy stuff, sharing SCP files with non SCP members is subject to instant termination, using SCP resources withought permission will most likely get you a demotion for shadiness and using SCPs for the petty act of hiding or protecting a turnip is just stupid and you'll be demoted for misuse of SCPs.

So I just nuke the place, grab the Turnip and fly off to the horizon. I then do some meta-physical crap and now I'm completely intangible, along with MY TURNIP! I use force powers to repel you guys and to carry my Turnip around.