Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170602120847

BULLET PROOF! NOTHING TO LOSE! I AM TITAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUM! SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WON'T FALL! I AM TITAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUM!

'Nuff said. I take the turnip and claim it as MY TURNIP!

I protect it with an army of brainwashed guys who are heavily armoured and have aimbot. How did i recruit them? I gave out free mugs with a super tiny small print running along the inside of the handle stating terms and conditions of the acceptance of the mug.