Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29662271-20170410040037

Kirnemiscrits wrote: You defy Logic? All logic?

Therefore, without any sort of logic, you cannot exist, or cannot have gotten the turnip.

The turnip flies from the stars into my hand. MY TURNIP

I place it into the farthest depths of the universe. I no longer use that, since it's a little too easy, and I defy all Logic, and I am nothing, but my Logic isn't Logic at all; it's IlLogic. It defies all logic except itself.

I... Wait a minute, what is that? Why would you do that? I travel to wherever that is, take it, and MY TURNIP!

I swallow it - not eat it, mind you, but swallow - and hide. Where I hide, I'm not telling. Because if I tell, you will swarm me.