Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29646689-20170406210233

BlackBird6 wrote: I disabled them and they didn't reboot.

The guards's guns were unloaded they were on lunch break in the cafeteria.

The alarm was broken.

MY TURNIP

I put it in a plastic turnip which I shrink to the size of an atom into the pacific ocean.

then I throw 9 tredecillion more plastic turnips like that with fake turnips inside of them into the pacific ocean too.

you assumed stuff. STOP.

the guards eat lunch not all at once. only about 10% is at lunch at any point.

They also have melee weapons.

their guns are ALWAYS loaded.

so therefore everything afterwards never happened. MY TURNIP.

I hide it in a certain NSFW ship