User:GorgonzolaSW

Hello, I'm GorgonzolaSW and everyone is making fun of me because I use mortar.

THERE ARE NO BAD CARDS. EVEN PRINCESS AND HEAL ARE GOOD. YOU SHOULD JUST LEARN HOW TO USE THEM CORRECTLY. SOME OF CARDS NEED MORE EXPERIENCE, SOME OF THEM LESS.

I hate taking decks from others. Every deck that I've been playing was created by moi. Don't know, too much creativity or hyperTROPHY xdd not funny ambition.

"Cancer" cards that I love

 * Inferno Tower
 * Royal Giant
 * Skeleton Army

"Cancer" cards that i hate

 * Electro Wizard
 * Mega Knight
 * Golem

Weak cards that I use

 * Mortar
 * X-Bow
 * Giant Skeley

Legendaries
Lol I'm arena 10 and I have only two (edit: four and two of them lvl 2) legendaries, while my friend on arena 8 has six (two on lvl 2 too). I dropped Ice Wizard when I was arena 6 from Magical Chest, and Night Witch from Legendary Chest when i was arena 7.

OH! OH FAQ! LEGDIE CHEST IN QUESTS! OH! OH FAQ! INFERNO DRAG!

~ Me two days ago, 9 arena Huh, Magical. I once got an Ice Wiz from it, maybe I will get another leggie... (me when opening Magical Chest from challenge.) Commons. Commons, rares, and... epic.

WOOO-HOO! The card glows! What will it be?

Ice Wiz lvl 2.

It was worth collecting the crown chest everytime you can. SPARKY-YEAAAHHH

Lol opening tow smcs one from quests one from battles

rly inferno drag lvl 2

My CR account
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Friends on the wiki

 * UnofficiallyRed - true, we have another opinions about some of the cards (RG is actually pretty decent) but #TEAMLIGHTNINGGO
 * Royalbaby - an american guy who is cool and nice, and dislikes ewiz
 * Eclogronio - well he posted a message on my board and we started to talk (the message was about can we be friends).

If you want to be my friend, just write it on my message board. Or talk to me. I try to be friendly.

True stories you won't believe

 * Sparky is good
 * Bomb Tower is great to stop Hog Decks
 * You don't need a tank to distract the tower while you're graveyarding it, just Freeze.

What I think about cards (YEAH YEAH STOLEN IDEA)
Training Camp (Cancer'o'meter: 12%)


 * Arrows - great card, I use it, but now... meh. It's sad everyone forgot about them. 7/10


 * Bomber - Changed my opinion, his damage is great, but still... 5/10


 * Archers - WEAAAAK although can replace Ice Wizard 5/10


 * Prince - Nice 8/10


 * Knight - He's OP, not cancer, but OP. Too many uses for too little elixir. 5/10


 * Fireball - Great but pretty irritating 6/10


 * Mini Pekka - good at stopping that cancerous 6th arena rock, kills glass cannons, overall great and my 3rd fav card. 9/10


 * Musketeer - great my 2nd fav 9/10


 * Giant - He gives the some points for the Cancer'o'meter. Why everyone has him overlevelled. 5/10


 * Baby Dragon - good but not that good 6/10


 * SkArmy - Best 3 elixir you can spend 6/10 (ok I'm overrating it's not that good)


 * Witch - One of the best epics, although overlevelled is caaaanceer 7/10

Arena 1 (Goblin Stadium) (cancer'o'meter: 45%)


 * Spear Goblins - Meh 3/10


 * Goblins - Smaller meh and amazing cheap swarm 5/10


 * Goblin Hut - It became pretty nice 6/10


 * Valkyrie - She's so OP, and only 4 elixir. I just HATE her. Don't know if can call her cancer, but 1/10.


 * Lightning - Huh? Don't know why everyone hates this spell. It's very good, but too weak for costing same as rocket. Change the elixir cost to 5 and it will get higher rate 6/10


 * Goblin Barrel - What to say, just great. I give it 9/10, because it's PERFECT.

Arena 2 (Bone Pit) (Cancer'o'meter: 70%)


 * Skeletons - Kiter, cycler, and messes up with left alone P.E.K.K.A. 7/10


 * Minions - This card... I'm so proud I can give them 8/10. *sobs*


 * Tombstone - Was good back when Larry Army was 4 elixir, but now it's outclassed by it. Even though i like finding replacements to cards, I'll give it 4/10


 * Bomb Tower - Not so bad, although I don't use it. Should hit air, or have bigger range. 4/10


 * Giant Skeleton - One of my fav cards. True, it's hard to get him to the opponent's tower, but when you do it, you almost won. 8/10


 * Balloon - DON'T.EVEN.SPELL.NAME.OF.THIS.CANCER.NEAR.ME. -1111111111111111111111111111111111/10

Arena 3 (Barbarian Bowl) (cancer'o'meter: 1,7%)


 * Cannon - pretty meh. Cannon cart has bigger damage, don't know why. Increase the damage cause now it's 3/10


 * Barbarians - hey, they can support, defend and rap. 6/10


 * Rocket - Am I the only one who doesn't hate it? I once made a Rocket-Elixir Pump cycle deck and... it didn't work. 6/10


 * Barb Hut - it offers some, pretty decent, value. 5/10


 * Rage - I find it useless but irritating 2/10


 * X-Bow - I used it, but can be veeeeery annoying when paired with some tank. 7/10

Arena 4 (P.E.K.K.A.'s Playhouse) (cancer'o'meter: 5%)


 * Tesla - I found it pretty useless, when I play with someone using it I rek him 3:0. Maybe let it stun enemies, but nerf the hit speed. But after the buff 5/10


 * Minion Horde - just love it 7/10


 * Inferno Tower - hay it's pretty pretty pretty nice, 8/10


 * Hog Rider - HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 8/10


 * Pekka - sometimes annoys me (in tournaments and challenges she's OP) but generally a good card 7/10


 * Freeze - I suggest you use your law to remain silent 6/10


 * Inferno Dragon - He's mah third legendary, I once thought he sucks but for now he's my 2nd fav legendary. But too many cards counter him. 8/10


 * Lava Hound - the beast tank for me, although...the damage is meh 6/10

Arena 5 (Spell Valley) (cancer'o'meter: 0%)


 * Zap - yes. It's good. But overrated. 7/10


 * Fire Spirits - saved my innocent noobish butt many times 8/10


 * Wizard - absolute beast. 7/10


 * Furnace - nerf the HP 6/10


 * Poison - if you haven't already tried Hogson, try. 8/10


 * Mirror - what's its use? I guess only skilled players can play it properly. 3/10


 * Graveyard - it was nice before but now it sucks hard 2/10


 * Ice Wizard - he's my favourite legendary ever, maybe because he's my first leggie, maybe because he reks swarms and slows down hogs and loons, I don't know. But he needs a range buff. 9/10

Polls
If you got to this section answer the polls and questions.

Which card you hate the most? (yes edit this page and write the card name. You mustn't write your username I'll check the history anyways :P)


 * Golem