Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-30310866-20170410083739

I slice open your stupid stomach (not killing you as I installed your brain into a machine while I do the operation), search into every single of your organs and find it.

MY TURNIP.

I fix your body and install your brain back again but your crippled for life. I take the turnip and jump into the unknown. There, I prepare a large amount of soldiers who will protect me and the turnip. No one else owns them plus you can't use ANYTHING against them.