Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-33560940-20180126105700

I stab gorgonzola in the back, since he/she didn't learn that you don't have to kill everyone to achieve your goals.

I reverse gravity. the turnip starts falling from the dephts of hades, then I grab it.

MY TURNIP

I quickly put on a space suit, and fly into outer space with great velocity. (The turnip flies away with me)