Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30811784-20170518073917/@comment-25856498-20170603021306

Two noobs enter a Clan Battle together.

Noob 1: I'll bring ground counters, you'll bring air counters

Noob 2: No my ground counters are better. They're level 10, yours are level 8 aren't they?

not realising that level doesn't matter :D

both players bring ground counters with not one useful anti-air counter

enemy plays a Prince

Noob 1: I've got this, I'll use my Skeleton Army

Noob 2: No I think my Bomber will handle the Prince.

Prince instantly kills Bomber, Skarmy gets Zapped, Prince reaches tower

Noob 2: Now look what you've done! I was sure that Bomber was going to kill the Prince. I didn't use Skarmy because I knew enemy would Zap it all.

Noob 1: Your Bomber was a dumb play, I didn't get out of Arena 1 by using Bombers to counter Princes. At least my Skarmy was a good try.

Enemy sets up a Lavaloon attack and then supports it with 2 Clone spells

Noob 1: We need to kill all those Clones! I've got Poison

Noob 2: No wait let me use my Rocket *fires a Rocket into Clones*

''Cloned Lava Hounds split into lots of Lava Pups. Eventually they get overwhelmed and lose one tower''

Noob 1: *drops Poison* sigh why must you waste a Rocket on a Cloned Lava Hound of all things! My Poison was going to handle them all!

Noob 2: I thought Poison cannot kill Lava Hounds and Balloons, why must you use them?

More Lava Hounds dropped on their side

Noob 2: Since you think you're so pro, you might as well handle this yourself. I need to save up Elixir to push with the Sparky

Noob 1: I think we should keep your Sparky alive. Here, have a Bomber to tank it

Noob 2: Wouldn't Bomber move in front of the Spark- *gets 3-crowned by the ignored Lavaloon*