Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29191679-20160828200848/@comment-32638135-20160924183614

Curiosity analyses your Magic Shield with its laser drill. Several weeks later, it has computed the crystal structure and the forces which protect it, along with the correct pitch for it to shatter. A Minion sings it. Your Magic Shield shatters in your face, but you are OK except for a few minor cuts.