Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29604386-20170424060430


 * Deep Breath*

I squish the ants. Actually I'm lazy. I pur molten aluminium down the Ant Hill. 4 minutes later I simly chip out the Turnip.

SCP-524 shows no adverse effects from anything it has consumed,  meaning it probably won't explode. It just poofs back to existance anyway. it poofs into existance right next to you. It feels a bit peckish so it starts nibbling on your shoe. It then proceeds to consume you from the foot up.

I take MY TURNIP! and gtfo so I don't get eaten either. Anyone who wants to take MY TURNIP! has to go through my amazing ability to render you unconcious just by touching you.