Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-30834075-20170805064559

I have a teleporter pod sneakily hidden on the turnip and I teleport it 600 kilometers deep into jupiter as in deccelarates (subsequently going through the other side and through mars) before landing into the pacific ocean.

I take it.

MY TURNIP

I put it on the border of the observable universe's growth, which ends up taking the turnip with it (somehow past c because I have no idea space is weird).