Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-30834075-20170812222325

Bane of Potato wrote: Hahahahah... I'm going to do this as legit as your position in the O5 council. First, you wouldn't flaunt your position otherwise you would be terminated or demoted with brain-washy stuff, sharing SCP files with non SCP members is subject to instant termination, using SCP resources withought permission will most likely get you a demotion for shadiness and using SCPs for the petty act of hiding or protecting a turnip is just stupid and you'll be demoted for misuse of SCPs.

So I just nuke the place, grab the Turnip and fly off to the horizon. I then do some meta-physical crap and now I'm completely intangible, along with MY TURNIP ! I use force powers to repel you guys and to carry my Turnip around. actually he did.

anyways it's disguised as a soccer ball, someone kicks it and its revealed its a turnip.

They sell it.

I purchase it.

MY TURNIP

I put it on auction. Starting bid of 2.83e2934 dollars.

It's in the middle of nowhere disguised as a soccer ball.