Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29604386-20170420082353

I am a qualified doctor so I simply insert a stick of dynamite down one of the available orifices and light the fuse. After a controlled explosion, I proceed to locate the Turnip. Unfortunately a few bones were in the way so I had to "carefully" remove them. I sterilise the Turnip as claim it as MY TURNIP.

I then put the Turinp in my marvellous beak.