Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-30834075-20170308222429

I hack the computer.

You ended up trying to put the turnip inside a computer, trying to extract it's code. Then you gave up.

MY TURNIP.

I put it in a safe that closes if the next person has the word "turnip" in their sentence.

(includes (purpose) typos, accidental typos, capitilization of that word, any punctuation after it, etc.)