Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29604386-20170511204923

I'm assuming that the Turnip is smaller than an atom and according to the Schwarzschild Radius...

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In order to save the entire world (which is where i assume the Turnip is... somewhere) I search life-hax to turn it into a regular sized and density turnip.

MY TURNIP!

I protect it with a magnificent creation, the culmination of when chicken and machine combine... the chicken nugget.