Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-30834075-20170505020457

SCP-999 goes over and tickles him so much the turnip launches out of his mouth.

I pick it up.

MY TURNIP.

I somehow get it into SCP-001's lair.

Good luck getting it out.

It is impossible to mind control, impossible to hurt, and can obliterate anything easily.