Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31739971-20180131070347/@comment-25856498-20180225094548

99. "When I was young, I entered a science fair with my very first Inator! I-I wasn't very clever with names yet. It was just, you know, Inator. Just as I was about to show my invention to the judges, a kid with a baking soda volcano stole the show!"

"The next year, I tried again with my Even-Bigger-Inator! And, again, my thunder was stolen by a baking soda volcano."

"I've had enough of science. I decided to devote my life to poetry, instead."

"The movies are gray... the TV is black... the horses are running... please bring me some food."

"Yet, curiously, I still lost to a baking soda volcano!"