Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29646689-20170613143654

I capture the cloud of hydrogen and have the entire computing power of the Imperial Fleet to scan it for the turnip.

100 years later

MY TURNIP!

I quantum entangle the turnip with another, normal turnip.

I then shrink the real turnip to the size of an electron and put it in a Uranium atom, in a block of 1x1x1m uranium.

the other fake turnip I hid it somewhere else as a decoy.