Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170626163908

MY TURNIP!

I defend it with my microwave gun. If you want to wear metal, think about why they never let you put a fork or tin foil in the microwave. Also my microwaves are buffed so they can penetrate though 10 metres of concrete AND still fry your organs. Remember, we're all immortal.