Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170627161329

Remember when I said that the Turnip radiates the entirety of the electromagnetic spectrum? Yeah, I simply pick up the glowing turnip surrounded by a lot of dead things.

MY TURNIP!

AND I'M MICROWAVING EVERYTHING!

AND I HAVE AN ANTI TELEPORT DUCT TAPED TO THE TURNIP!

AND IT IS DISGUISED AS A POTATO!