Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170804080342

Towards roxima Centauri at like, 5 metres an hour. I grab MY TURNIP and start floating around at the speed of sound, because magic.

I use more magic to shoot people with exploding pineapples if they come near. AND THE PINEAPPLES ARE ON PIZZAS!