Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31739971-20180330143109/@comment-26822753-20180527221824

Me: What we gonna do toda- Also Me: IT ISN'T TODAY MEATWAD; ITS THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY! BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M vulgarity IMMORTAL! Me: Wow! Thassabigdeal! Also Me: Yeah Me: Question: Am I immortal? Also Me: I hope not. But, you could be! Y'know, he loves the poor and the gross and the slimy and the useless! And look achya! You're all those things! Me: Who you talkin' 'bout? Who luv me? Also Me: The guy in here, man.. Points to heart And the guy in here. Points to a book T H E B I B L E Me: Its says "bibbl"- Also Me: YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY J I M M Y!? Me: N-No! I would nev- Me: YOU BETTER PRAY TO JIMMY RIGHT vulgarity NOW! Pray A friend: What y'all doin'? Also Me: Uhh, we're looking for a booger he dropped because I told him we don't put boogers on the floor and we need to put it on the tabl- Me: Hey man, wanna be immortal? Also Me: HE'S NOT CHOSEN! Jimmy don't want any french fries in his posse! A friend: Reads cover of book This is spelled "Bibble" man. Also Me: OH! SO YOU'RE READIN' NOW!? Z U C C I T Me: Why can't he be immortal? Also Me: He'll never enter the kingdom with us! Me: What kingdom? Also Me: Kingdom... Of... Kong.. It's in the book. A friend: The Bibble, Jimmy, and Kingdom Kong. Also Me: ITS UP IN THE CLOUDS WITH LAND- Gets kicked out along with Me