Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28680672-20180228185955/@comment-28680672-20181017085027

Eclogronio wrote: I get the turnip tome (It is still a turnip)

MY TURNIP

I put it in my mouth yOu CaN’t SwAlLoW bOoKs WiTh A mOuTh As SmAlL aS tHaT, iDiOt!!

The Volcano erupts, sending the turnip tome out with lava and rubble. I catch the tome, and brush off any lava and ashes stuck to it.

MY TURNIP TOMEBold text

I construct Turnip Golems to defend myself and the Turnip Tome.