Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33362273-20180611173718/@comment-35062804-20180814015932

Heres a random story thats supposedly true:

So theres 2 these dudes and a Guide driving in a truck on a tour of African lands. They end up crashing into some random tree and got caught by the Yaburi tribe. The Yaburi have been known to practice cannibalism and are one of the most dangerous tribes in the area. They get locked up for the night. The guide tells the 2 dudes that there is one way to prevent getting eaten by them. The guide had a bad skin disease. He offered to give them this disease so the Yaburi would not eat them all alive. At first they hesitated but in the end they decided to do it. And so the Guide got a pocket knife, and put his blood inside theirs from open wounds. The next day they all had the visible skin disease. The Yaburi set them free. The guide however, had collapsed because he hadn't taken his medicine for his disease in 24 hours. So the 2 dudes were jerks and decided to ditch him. They made it back. Only to live the rest of their lives in the hospital. One of the dudes had a girlfriend...who ended up ditching him because the disease had affected their faces. Later they found out the Yaburi were actually a peaceful tribe that only captured them because they thought they were threats. The cannibalism was a myth that the Yaburi later cleared up. INSTANT KARMA!