Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170602065953

I initiate a Zero Dawn situation. Basically I blow up a satelite. Its debris smashes into other in-orbit objects, creating more  debris. Eventually there is so much debris that it blots out the sun from an in-orbit perspective. The debris smashes into the ISS. The movie Gravity takes place except when the astronaut lands on Earth, she has a Turnip and I take it.

MY TURNIP!

I make the Turnip spew out stupid amounts of everything on the electromagnetic spectrum. It also now vibrates at the speed of light. Don't question it.