Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-33560940-20171126063742

Suddenly you realise you're only 1 meter from the ground. So

MY TURNIP

I use a portal gun to put a portal on the neares roof and then another portal right below it. Then I throw the turnip in them, and when it gets insane velocity, I replace one of the portals so that it launches in an unknown direction. It landed in a few thousand miles away from us.