Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170613194513

I pay Anakin to go get it for me.

4 films later

I finally get the Turnip. The granite was melted off. MY TURNIP!

The turnip is in the Van Allen radiation belts which is still a risk to astronauts today if they go too high. The radiation belts are basically Earth's microwave. Going up there is like putting yourself in a firing range, except your DNA is the target.