Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27912573-20180613102405/@comment-28680672-20180707153706

It flies at such a speed that it burns up, leaving nothing behind.

NOT MY KUMQUAT

I give you a pair of indestructible goggles. They’re magically attached to your head, and you can’t even move it a single inch. Moreover, it gives you a vision full of rotting kumquats. Umm, kumquats that never finish rotting.