Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30372530-20161117015301/@comment-29604386-20170107141822

Long ago, their was a child who got Clash Royale. She desstroyed all who dared face her and reached Lagendary Arena in exactly 3.849 seconds. Youtubers and professional  gamers soon learned to fear the name, 'TheClasher27'. At first she was content with her dominence, sitting proudly on 99999 trophies and an impressive collection of maxed out everything. But one card still eluded her. The infamous 'The Lag'.

She searched far and wide but to no avail. She used The Credit Card, but it did not work. She ravaged a gauntlet of Supercell players but they could not provide her the card. She gave up hope and was about to revert to Game of War until one fateful match.

A player named 'Lvl1MasterRace' survived more than (1 x 10 by the power of -100) seconds. And then, he played 'The Lag'. With her screen frozen and a warning sign flashing, she wsa rendered defenceless. And 2 Elite Barbarians raged their way through her towers and 3-crowned her.

With the force of a mountain dropped from space, she teleported onto Lvl1MasterRace's head and seeked vengeance, forever rekking everyone in every video game ever made.