Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29662271-20170316035311

BlackBird6 wrote: Too bad since you are nothing, you can;t interact with the turnip either. MY TURNIP.

I disable everyone from touching the turnip. (forever, and it doesnt reboot itself. Nothing can touch it except me and whatever surface it's on (unless its a human or robot or alien or animal or anything)) Teleportation wont work as then the turnip will fall through you and you won't be able to pick it up. I can, too. I'm illogical, remember? I defy all logic. I can interact with anything I choose, and not interact with anything I choose not to. MMMMMYYYYYYY TUUUURRRRNNNNIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!



I constuct an unbreakable, impossibly tough, magically protected, and dimensionally inclined warded cube in my travelling spaceship, The Freedom Fighter (v2), around The Turnip that is immovable, impenetrable, impregnable, and inaccessable by any means, circumstances, or persons, non-persons, aliens, entities, wrayths, souls, immortals, witches, or other beings of any sort or non-sort. It denies logic, troll logic, teleportation, The Force, Nothing, Anything, Everything, and Things or non-things, Etc. By immovable, it cannot be accelerated, as well as not being possible to be approached by anything, period. I cannot even get back to the turnip!

I then surround it with Infinite more cubes with the same properties, and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x Infinite more spheres around that with the exact same properties as the cubes. The sphere eliminates everything outside in a 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,000,000,000,000,000,000,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,991 light year radius. If something, anything, nothing, or anything that is mensioned in the description of the cubes, is built around it, it's denied instantly and vaporizes.

It cannot be vaporised, destroyed, etc. I built it all in [what is the smallest unit of time in existence? 0.(insert infinite zeroes)1 jiffys]. I also disable, nullify, destroy, and otherwise decimate any and all time machines so it cannot be taken from the past. Nothing can break through any of the cubes or the spheres. The turnip is the REAL turnip. Nobody's name is (somehow) on it.

I also take the care to start my ship on an ongoing, unbreakable loop of traveling to a different part of the Omniverse, so that it will not ever be in one place too long. The loop is 0.(insert infinity zeroes)1 Jiffys long and is randomized. Nothing mensioned in the description of the cubes can hack, interfere with, Etc. my ship and/or break, mess up, change, Etc. the cycle or anything about it.

Plus, you don't HAVE a Starship known as The Freedom Fighter, so Heh! (Then, I laugh. Like this again!)