Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20171219101045

I find it and take it. Yay. My Turnip.

I put the turnip in a hot bath and then pour it into a dishwasher to scrub it clean for no reason. I then surround the dishwasher with microwaves that have been sawed in half and after a bit of tinkering, they have a range of a lot and can now heat up a bunch of stuff. Like your blood!

Who doesn't love having catastrophic internal bleeding as your blood boils, turns to steam, expands and ruptures all your internal organs?

Don't worry, you won't die because Batman. ;)