Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-28070587-20171125194410

I use a White Hole so if teleports me into a black hole, and as I have undestructable matter armor created with help of Stephen Hawking I can grab the turnip without being destroyed.

MY TURNIP!

So i teleport back to normal world, then take my armor suit off, put the turnip in its pocket. Then I command one of Taylor Swift exes to wear it.

She had so many of them you don't know who has it...