Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170105062907/@comment-28610838-20170222024655

But one of my friends was friends with them, so they give it to him, who gives it to me. MY TURNIP

I fail to guard it. Except by 100000 guards, who are immortal, hate you, can't be bribed, don't get sick, don't get distracted, and are always guarding the turnip. AND THEY WORK FOR THE U.F.A.D OR ELSE ME