User blog:Clash Royale Card Maker/The PEKKA theory

Greetings! I have a theory about the PEKKA. It might not make any sense but that's because i had no idea what i was doing! Let's begin.

~Theory~

The builder has built a new machine, titled the PEKKA. It opened it's eyes "It's alive!" the builder yelled in succes of the new machine. A battle started, everyone got into their places and the troops that attacked they attacked. The PEKKA had no idea what was happening so she broke through the wall into clash royale. She appeared in the middle of a battle where everyone was fighting and turning to elixir, the PEKKA was confused but attacked the red team and eventually the blue king tried to catch it and show it to Supercell. They made it into a card and it attacked everything in it's way except air troops and skeleton armies. The PEKKA was sad that she was all alone so she had a son with another mysterious card. The son was the mini PEKKA. Mini loved battling with his mother but wanted to see who was his real father. The PEKKAs wanted to uncover the truth and by that the point of the PEKKA and who is the father of mini. This shall all be uncovered in the future.

~Bloopers~

Me: Bro, who's mini pekka's father? Bro: Maybe the Sparky? Me before reading the info: Omg that makes sooo much sense! *Later i read the info* Me: Bro, sorry to say but, the sparky is female. Bro: Maybe they are le- Me: NO. Bro: Yes.

Me in my head: Dude, the mini pekka looks so much like the pekka! It can't be possible for adoption! Me what i actually said: That's disgusting why u say that :( *When you find out the Baby Dragon is female) Me: That don't make sense in the introduction. Me after finding out mini's true gender is male: I SHIP IT. Bro: Ship wha. Me: Baby Buddies. Probably what my bro wanted to say: *Throws up* My bro has this weird thing for cards where he kisses them and it just disgusts me, i don't care if the card is male or female but he puts spit on the screen of my dad's phone (which is where i have installed clash royale)  and yeah. Bye! Comment donw your theory or who the real father is! (or ships you ship) Bye!