Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32609364-20180618070337/@comment-25856498-20180812143236

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"The car in front is absolutely unique... except for the one behind it, which is identical"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

"And this is the third-placed car about to lap the second-placed car..."

"Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."

"And there's no damage to the car... except to the car itself"

"This is an interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down as well"

"And the first five places are filled by five different cars"

"Tambay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now"

"Alesi is in second place and Hill is in second place"

"And we have had 5 races so far this year: Brazil, Argentina, Imola, Schumacher and Monaco"

"And now, just in case there is any confusion, this is the race order on lap 19: David Coulthard leads and has yet to stop; Hakkinen leads and has yet to stop..."

"We're now on the 73rd lap and the next one will be the 74th"

"It's not quite a curve, it's a straight actually"

"And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill"

"Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th"

"Alboreto into the pits and I'm going to stop the startwatch"

"Well he's World Champion, and we only get one of those a year"

"Jenson Button, in the top ten, is in 11th position..."

- Murrayisms