Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26446612-20161007223306/@comment-26446612-20170407211153

Sparrow

Imagine that Will character from Pirates of the Caribbiean except his hair, mustache and beard are darker, he has a red bandana, hes shorter and is in the Clash Royale cartoon style, has a light red cape, 2 gold gauntlets he wears on his hands, and that's it. He has brown eyes, and HATES you.

Yeah, hes the main villain.

Well, what'd he do to start this whole quest?

Well, he sent the Goblin Government to nuke your whole kingdom (The Royal Kingdom) with a bunch of upgraded rockets, made all your allies turn into your enemies, and made The Red Kingdom go against you.

And why did he do this?

Because, back in the ol' days, The Red Kingdom and The Royal Kingdom hated eachother. HATED.

They had wars every 3 years, and always made fun of eachother.

However, the most famous war, was 50+ years ago.

The Royal Rumble.

The name suggests, The Royal Kingdom won. Because they did.

So, what does this have to do with The Royal Rumble?

Grandpa was killed in it.

Of course, Sparrow's father was 10 when the war started, and his Grandpa joined it.

When Sparrow's dad was 12, they received a message from his best friend's parent, the neighbor.

Grandpa had been killed.

Sparrow's dad began to suffer from depression, and (dark part ahead) had dozens of unsuccessful attempts to commit suicide. Sparrow's dad met Sparrow's mom, and they began to date.

Of course, they had a baby, named Sparrow.

So what does this have to do with anything?

Dark part of story ahead.

When Sparrow became 16, he got into a HUGE conflict with his dad, about the man Grandpa was.

The dad said Grandpa treated him like gold.

But Sparrow thought the exact opposite, Sparrow said from what details he heard, Grandpa was a criminal, a murderer, and was abusive in everyway imaginable.

So when the conflict seemed like it was going to get threatening, his dad packed his bags, and left.

One night, Sparrow went to sneak out of the house. He was going to hang out with his friends.

Sparrow got out of the house successfully, and there was a beautifiul cherry blossom tree his mother planted when he was born. So Sparrow looked at it... Then noticed something strange.

It looked like... A rope was attached to the tree.

Sparrow went to get a closer look, and realized it was a noose... But saw something, like a big bag, attached to it. It had been hanging by a neck area.

So Sparrow got closer...

Sparrow's dad killed himself.

Sparrow, instead of getting depressed, grew RAGE at the Royal Kingdom.

Finally, when Sparrow became 34, he tricked everyone into believing a royal figure who died recently, was killed by the king (you). So everyone blew into a fit of rage. That's when Sparrow told the Goblin Government to nuke the Royal Kingdom. And they did.