Board Thread:Clan Recruitment/@comment-33267818-20171006015133

Lil Dudes was established centuries ago (couple years) by our leader DavzOner. Soon after establishment Clash Royale became the best thing since sliced bread within our friendship group, and from there extended to whomever joined the clan. Lil Dudes spread like wild fire beneath the Red Keep. Before we knew it the clan had been infiltrated by Asians, and not just general Asians that can speak English relatively well, but the ones that only use symbols to communicate. I don't mean this in a racist way but there is no room for that nonsense in the Lil Dudes community as we place a value on actually being able to understand what our fellow clashers are talking about. It was from this point of rapid growth that Lil Dudes passed a law that would safeguard the integrity of the clan... NO damn non-english speaking bafoons. This extended to the many Mexicans and whatnot that would join the clan and dribble absolute jibberish. They were instantaneously shown the door.

What I'm trying to get at is that we are all for the English speaking clashers. Foreign players will receive the boot, not in a racist context but in a we-dont-want-non-english-speaking-players context.

We are all for donating. We are all for winning chests come the weekend. We are all for the LOVE of playing the greatest mobile app to ever exist.

Lately a few of our clashers have put the app down for a bit so we are in need of ACTIVE players. Lil Dudes must live on. And we want YOU to join us on this journey.

So having said this, saddle up my English-speaking brothers and sisters and head over to Lil Dudes. There are 10 spots remaining. If it fills up and you're a consistent clasher that hits his Crown Chest everyday then I'll boot out a couple inactive losers. Because here at Lil Dudes, we want those who love Clash to be rewarded by being apart of clan that appreciates the humour in a slightly unwarranted kick.

Yours sincerely,

James Taste [player name = xanny tortz]  