Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29662271-20170330230845

BlackBird6 wrote: Then I place a sphere around your sphere that deletes your sphere.

I claim the alter back.

I make a sphere with the same properties that your sphere had, but it's undeletable. One flaw, BlackBird6: YOU FORGOT TO SAY 'MY TURNIP'! Anyway...

I am, as previously stated, illogical. I simply defy all logic at the same time. I walk in and take it.

MY TURNIP!

I hide it in a cave. Krubera-Voronja Cave, to be exact. At the bottom. Every millimeter that you travel downwards, you feel the pain of Infinity, to the infinitieth power, times itself infinite times, Factoral, deaths. You cannot desensitize yourself to the pain or avoid it in any way. There is no way to get down except the entrance, and you cannot teleport yourself or the Turnip. Nothing works except climbing down slowly (one inch a year), and the cave purges itself of threats every decade. If you go too fast, you die of pain. If you slip and fall, and the impact doesn't kill you, I Will!!! (See My Userpage to observe my equipment, and you will see how I can!)