Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-29646689-20170510202519

easy.

I find someone who belongs there and mind control them. they get MY TURNIP for me.

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hint: please DO NOT assume things to get the turnip. PLEASE.

I hide it in a Minecraft server, protected by the server's safest house, guarded by pro YouTubers armed with diamond armor and sword.