Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28680672-20180228185955/@comment-29604386-20180308202257

That's where you're wrong kiddo. My favourite desert is indeed cake.

I mutilate the rabbit, tying its feet into a bundle and attaching it to the inside of my jacket for good luck, use it's tail to adorn one of these in fluff, use the ears to decorate my heaphone, and use the rest for stew/curry/whatever.

My Turnip

I scribe the mark of Cain onto the Turnip (even though this would be literally impossible) and then wear the Turnip as body armour.