Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170224015639/@comment-30834075-20170418233128

It was so far the universe looped back on itself back to earth.

MY TURNIP

I put it in a unbreakable warded cube that denies everything except the turnip.

(no using the force or teleportation, it's not a turnip, no using something made of turnip, it's not the TRUE turnip.)

It's also unaccelratable.