Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170602182954

Then I simply bend space-time by turnip-shaped hole and grabbing the holy turnip. A turnip-shaped black hole appears in the midst of your sentries. They all get ripped to shreds including you. I walk over and grab all the little pieces of you. I then stick you in a blender and uhhh... blend you. I then keep you in cryostasis for all eternity on the dark side of the moon in a crater that no light reaches. You are still alive somehow.

MY TURNIP!

My defence is me and my legendary microwave gun. Anyone who draws near will have all bodily fluids vapourised. Steam expands by an absurd amount and so will rupture all of your veins and organs and eyes. You will still be alive because Springtrap did it for 30+ years.