Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170608182323

Unfortunately the doot's bone composition is now 84% NaCl and the rest is H2O due to the salty tears of many clashers. This is very brittle so he collapses into powder in a matter of steps. I take the Turnip and dust off the salt.

MY TURNIP!

I put it in a chest, which I throw into a basket of potatos, which is turned into explosive munitions, which is launched into the moon, which explodes, which sends me and the Turnip in an adventure of a lifetime through space.