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Please pardon my excessive consumption of Rage during this rant.

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TRIGGERED/10.

my old phone, perfectly working well, got smashed by a hammer to pieces by my family. For a VERY hypocritical and bigot reason that was somehow accepted as truth, despite it being the biggest bull[expletive] in my life.

And the new one is the worst object in existance.

1. When I tap on a letter on the unreasonably small keyboard, it gives a completely different letter. I pressed P 12 times and arrives at P exactly zero times. STEP UP YOUR GAME.

2. Phone cannot distinguish between swipes presses and holds. Oftentimes it is impossible to swipe down the screen because the phone insists on clicking the link.

3. This brick, though claimed to be worth >$1000, DOES NOT SUPPORT CLASH ROYALE. I posted on Team Inferno, but I had to use the extremely laggy Bluestacks which tends to crash often. I am surprised it worked.

4. Phone itself crashes more often than Bluestacks do. And freezes for hours on end. My family denies the existance of these true happenings, and even threatened to disown me for making claims regarding said device.

and as you can tell, I am TRIGGERED.

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once again, please pardon me for my excessive use of Rage spells. an estimated 154 elixir has been used during this post. 