Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-28610838-20171125031448

On a U.F.A.D patrol, a soldier somehow finds a cat messing with the turnip.

They take it from the cat and deliver it to me

MY TURNIP

I hide it in a paradox where you can't get the turnip if you say "MY TURNIP", but that would break the rules and cause a black hole to destroy the entire universe :v