Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170105062907/@comment-28610838-20170221174232

But you took a fake turnip.

I leave it in an unbreakable cage in the treasure room.

The cage is too small to enter/teleport into, not even a finger can fit through. The holes are too small for the turnip to fit in, and there is no way to open it. It's also guarded by Cerberus, 100 Royal Giants, and the Keymaster.