Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170608063319

I'm sorry but this is The Spanish Inquisition. All non-Catholic books will have to be placed in the purification fire. Burns every single book. '''Turnip is found in the ashes. I take it.'''

MY TURNIP!

I protect it by putting in a pool of Chloride Triflouride. This stuff can burn through concrete, set fire to glass and set fire water. It basically incinerates everything it touches.