Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27912573-20170330104658/@comment-29604386-20170418093227

Date:   ██/█/███

Researchers concerned: BoP, Dr    █████

Foreword: Results gained from testing of SCP-248 causes suicidal tendancies in BoP. Dr   █████ assists. –––––

BoP: Prepare to see the first ever procedure concerning SCP-248, which is capable of long range  mind-reading. Let's use it on this CR player.

[accessing brain]

[ERROR 404: Not found]

BoP: Eheh. Perhaps we should try vocal synthesis, Dr   █████ ? Surely he subject must be able to          talk.

Dr  █████: Proceed.

Initiate vocal synthesis? X  [YES]                                       [NO]

[Transcript starts]

"OMFG! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?  ██████ hell! I swear to God, he's hacking!  (subject places swarm-class troops in front of opposing Wizard. subject suffers major elixir disadvantage. subject carries on shouting acronyms) WTF! HOW! HIS WIZARD IS SO OP! Hmm... maybe I should place a Valkyrie! (subject's Valkyrie is pitted against a P.E.K.K.A+Wizard combo) AARGH! VALKYRIE! YOU FAILED ME! Why did your AOE not take them out! (subject proceeds to get 3-crowned)

[Transcript ends]

Me: Permission to commit suicide?

 Dr    █████: Granted

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Closing Statement: Dr   ██████ and BoP both lost faith in humanity due to extraodinary levels of stupidity detected in the test subject. In future, care should be taken when selecting test subject. Subject is now pending SCP classification and detainment for further research.