Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170105062907/@comment-29604386-20170206201122

I simply look under all the tables and see the blindingly obvious turnip.

I take it to my super secret funhouse where I develop my turnip related weapons and tools. I place MY TURNIP in a glass presetation case, which is obviously linedd with red velvet. And it is protected with the latest generic anti-stealing technology.

I think it's safe to say that MY TURNIP will be there for at least 5 minutes