Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-33560940-20171126000058

I eat the candy bar "mars"

MY TURNIP

I fly into outer space, cover the turnip in a special gel and throw it onto the earth. The scientists find it and think it is a space turnip. It is kept in area 35, and if you steal it, you will be considered the N°1 enemy of the society. And if you do something crazy like TP it or stop time and take it, you'll start a world wide panic.