Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20171219114819

EMP

I find and take the turnip. My Turnip.

I then  put the turnip in a hot bath and then pour it into a dishwasher to scrub it clean for no reason. I then surround the dishwasher with microwaves that have been sawed in half and after a bit of tinkering, they have a range of a lot and can now heat up a bunch of stuff.

If you're organic, you pop like an egg. If you're a robot, you get fried because sparks. If you're ceramic, you'll shatter.

''wow such originality! how did you think of this defence? hahahah! smiley face hahahaha!''