Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29191679-20160828200848/@comment-29646689-20161013220142

a fissure opens in the ground and swallows my destroyed system.

It drops me into a nuclear bunker with extreme security measures.

I then rain fire on you all with thermobarics fired from distant artillery units.

in 2 turns, I will be healed.

die in fire!

(also no teleporting into my place.)