Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28680672-20180228185955/@comment-30834075-20180703032921

I get an 8bit mario from Super Mario Bros (along with the games logic) and throw him in. He touches the lava and falls through the planetoid, grabbing MY TURNIP on the way down into the endless abyss (which is just out the other side of the planet), which I retrieve.

I use a time machine to warp it half a second before the heat death of the universe.