Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170615193340

North Korea nuked it. No reasons, they just did.

I float around the debris and grab the turnip. I claim it as MY TURNIP and fly away with my imagination. I then dump 50 tonnes of my  legendary mix of tobasco sauce, molasses and popping candy.

I protect it with the wrath of 1000 thousand moustaches falling down around and on the turnip 10 times a second. Also 0.49 recurring is equal to 5.