Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30834075-20170513162328/@comment-29604386-20170614183150

Sadly, animal fighting is illegal and all ostriches are taken away for rehabilitation. The police take all your belongings as compensation including the turnip. I take the turnip because I am the head of the Coalition Of Really Really Useful People Trust and anything I say goes.

MY TURNIP!

I use a legendary mix of tobasco sauce, molasses and popping candy to make the ultimate defensive sludge. I put my turnip in that. Also anything that is non organic and is within 20 metres of the sludge will get deleted.