Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30040390-20170105062907/@comment-30834075-20170207034952

A random dog picks it up and explodes.

Then it flies and hits a ball that flips a domino that hits a switch that sends down an anvil that slams on a lever that sends a random paper into a random person's ice cream that splats on a button that triggers a sign that says "Welcome to the Rube Golberg Machine!" that makes a prince charge that gets interrupted by a dark prince then the dark prince's shield is hit by the princesses arrow, making it fly and cutting a bomber's bomb in half, making it roll over to a pekka, which chops it into a quarter, sending one piece flying into a 3 km long chain of dominos that sends a ball flying into the garbage dump in the first post which angers the turnip gods so they turn the ball into a FAKE turnip that is then stolen by 404 found, which then blows up sending 404 found slamming into Mini P.E.K.K.A. that slams into the real turnip that blows it around the world six hundred and twenty six point four two one times that slams into the sign, destroying the whole mechanism and the rube golberg machine because everything is out of place, bonks 404 found and Mini P.E.K.K.A on the head and lands in my hands.

MY TURNIP.

(yes I did that because WHY NOT)

I lock it in a scanner that requires someone to make a longer rube golberg machine then the one above to open.