User blog:Positive Elixir Trade/You Wanna Do Something For Fun?

Ok, I've been using this database. It's a gag measurment system that calculates your said "Hitpoints" based on your age, height and weight.

It's a joke, so don't take it seriously.

Formula of Humans and Animals

(Total # of Months Lived) x 2 + (weight in pounds) + (Height in cm)

For the age, if you lived 6.9 months, cut off the extra .9 months because it's the # of TOTAL months you've lived. Always round down and not up because that will be cheating the system.

For example, if you are 50 years 6 months old, you will have lived 606 months. Multiplying that by 2 will give you 1212 hitpoints. But, we are not done. Say that you weigh 75 kilograms and is 73 inches tall. 2.2 pounds are in a kilogram and 2.54 cm are in an inch. When converting these measurments to the metric system, always round down for this system.

75 kg is 165 pounds and 73 inches are 185.42 cm. You have to round down for this, so it's 185 cm.

Add these two numbers together then add the number to you 1212 number you got last time. You now have 1562. That is HP. This is for fun. Remember that.

With 1562 HP, you are a true mini tank, having more HP than a Valkyrie but less than a Bowler. You can survive a Rocket with 1562 HP.

Formula of Cars and Trucks

(Width) (Length) (Height) + (Weight in Pounds)

Once again, you have to cut off any decimals to make a whole number.

If a freight truck is 8 feet wide, 50 feet long, 15 feet tall, and weighs 9000 pounds, it's simple. 8 x 50 is 400, 400 x 15 is 6000, and 6000 + 9000 is 15000. That truck is one heck of a monster.

Again, this is a joke, so please don't take it seriously and have fun!