Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29191679-20160828200848/@comment-29191679-20160926185259

Alpha654, who has created an alternate portal to the Nether, pushes King of games4000 into the lava and teleports back to the portal.

But the portal is closed.

I look back and King of games4000 is still there. "Great," I think. "Another decoy. And they closed the Nether Portal, too."

I hear an explosion. It sounds like it's coming from above the Nether. So I go to investigate. Of course, I've come prepared with a sapling, some dirt and some bonemeal, which I use to get above the Nether's upper bedrock layer.

Hey, it's 404 found.

So I can only assume, given the evidence that there's a closed portal and someone who didn't warp here, that they blew up the planet.

Hey, I can call my fighter craft there.

I relight the portal, and enter. We're somehow able to breathe in space. My ship, which flew here on autopilot, arrives just on time. I hop in and initiate Frame Shift Drive to get out of here.

4...

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Engage.

To a distant solar system I go.

Upon arrival in the Eravate system, I immediately set course for Cleve Hub. That's where I'll repair my ship. The last station didn't have anything.

I'm interdicted by another pirate. Great. Someone with a bounty on their head.

I win easily and escape into Frame Shift Drive again, going back to Cleve Hub.

I get there safe and sound, cash in the bounty, and pay a couple hundred credits for repairs. It's not a lot. Being a bounty hunter is my second profession besides being a pirate. Both professions pay a LOT, but they're both somewhat risky. And by a lot, I mean tens of thousands of credits for destroying one ship. Hundreds of thousands for defeating major criminals. I'm pretty sure you know that it's risky by now. But I can handle it. I barely get a scratch on my ship every time.

My ship? It's a custom-built one. Visually, it's a red chevron with an engine and a cockpit and six pulse lasers and two rocket launchers. And you can't forget landing gear. This ship is called the Apex.

Alarms start blaring. I stop what I'm doing and get into my ship. I start to hear explosions. Lots of them.

Master criminals.

If I stay here, I'll get destroyed with the place.

So I need to perform a risky maneuver. I fly up, aim for the airlock, and activate Frame Shift Drive.

4...

3...

2...

1...

Engage.

I escape to another solar system.

Upon entering the system, I hear a thud. I look over, and SuperRobot9338's right there.

Darn. Wrong place, wrong time.