Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33560940-20180327025001/@comment-28070587-20180401150011

Meanwhile, a witch was in her tower. She was trying to fix a clock.

Witch: damn it! These fools messed up the timeline and it's now up to me to fix it. Larry, come over!

A skeleton came to her.

Larry: What's wrong, mistress?

Witch: I need you to take care of an evil Lumberjack that is destroying the spacetime.

Larry: But he's powerful...

Witch: And you are lucky as heck. Now go! I'll try to turn everything back - I mean teleport everything to 20 years before this moment.

Larry: I'm just a skeleton! how can I kill that lumberjack?

Witch: You don't have to kill him. You need to stop him from dealing more damage to the time so I can turn everything back to normal.

Larry: Sure thing, mistress!

he ran out of the tower and got to the Lumberjack - Bill. Bill just chopped Rayna's head off.

Larry: What the hell are you doing?

Bill: She was rude to me.

Larry: But it's not a reason!

Bill: Says a moving pile of bones.

Larry: Oh then! Want to fight?

Bill: Yes.

Larry: Well then! AAARGH!

He charged towards Bill, but he took a swing with his axe. He missed and Larry stabbed him in the left armpit.

Bill: Crap. How did that happen?

He tried attacking Larry on the head, since Larry was much shorter, but Larry hit his axe's handgrip and the Lumberjack dropped his weapon. then, Larry stabbed him between his legs.

Bill: OH BOI

He faled unconscious on the ground. Larry scratched his head.

Larry: How did I dod that?

Suddenly, there was a flash and everything changed to like 20 years in the past. Berion was fighting our group in the volcano.

Larry: (who was still here and remembered everything): Wow

Berion killed sir knight. He was about to kill Bill (lol Kill Bill is a movie), but Larry reacted and stabbed Berion through his leg. HYe fell to the ground and Bill finished him off.

Larry: I feel lucky today. And yesterday. Wait, was yesterday today? No, it was great-great-great(says great 100 times)-great-tomorrow. Wait...

Bill: Who are you?

larry: I am Larry, the loyal servant of the greatest witch and a simple skeleton trying to find his way in the universe.