Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32609364-20180618070337/@comment-25856498-20180729140034

"How did Beyoncé's album go #1 in 100 countries when there are only 7? Asia, Africa, Antartica, Australia, North and South America, and Europe"

"I want my first daughter to be a girl"

"Just found out that my birthday is the same day as when I was born"

"I went outside with my telescope and couldn't find Earth"

"What's the name of the boat in the Titanic?"

"I'm so glad I live in the USA and not America because America is so stupid and annoying"

"Somebody tried to tell me that there were 50 states in America. Nuh uh, 'cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49"

"The NFL been around longer than our government. We've had 48 Super Bowls and only 44 Presidents. I didn't know that"

"Lotto jackpot = $640 million. Population of the US = 300 million. Let's just give everyone 2.13 million and call it a day!"

"This beautiful Earth is now 2018 years old, amazing"

"Saw the dumbest elevator today, it had a button for the floor I was already on...?"