Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29191679-20160828200848/@comment-32638135-20160920013833

My weapon of choice: Never-Ending Perfectly Slippery Banana Peel of Thermodynamic Impossibility.

I use it to lubricate the floor and have my Minions build a solar-powered robot to help me. No one gets up, and they can't destroy the robot since no movement is possible now without friction to tip the scales by Newton's Laws. I float around in a bubble with 404 not found. Oh, and the minions are bouncing around on a floating trampoline and pouncing on people so no flying.