Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28680672-20180228185955/@comment-29604386-20180611191625

I turn myself into a card and myself on a board.

I then play Young Brewmaster to send me back into my hand.

I put myself back on the board.

Battlecry: Evaporate all water in the ocean

I then use the world's longest grappling hook (in the form of a brown robot kid thing from Made in Abyss) to grab the Turnip.

My Turnip!

I throw it into the Abyss. The Turnip lands at the very bottom of the bottomless abyss. The Abyssal Curse is as follows: the further you go down, the harder it is to reach the surface. Upon reaching the Sea of Souls or whatever it's called, death (in the form of both losing your humanity (quite literally) and bleeding from every orifice) is inevitable if you try to ascend.