Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28680672-20180806131835/@comment-35062804-20180820040244

EgamIrorriM wrote: PassmethedaNKMEMES wrote: NUUU

Draws card

I play the card 'THE LEGENDARY OOF GOD. LORD OF ALL OOFS. 'or TLOG (The Legendary Oof God).

This card can only be summoned when 2 OOF GOD'S ( OOF GODS are TLOG's sons) have been defeated in battle. TLOG is here to earn back his pride.

TROHOP'S effect: I clone TLOG

2 TLOG's drop down from the sky and smash into the ground.

TLOG's effect no.1: When TLOG  is summoned his landing smash causes an earthquake so large all minions (including friendly ones) except oof cards are destroyed. All Silver Recruits and whatever traps, troops or spells there were are destroyed.

TLOG's effect no.2: Every turn he summons 2 Oof Minions acting as his royal army.

I play my whole hand face down.

 Since there are 2 TLOG's  4 Oof Minion's are summoned.

There are currently 4 cards facedown.

for each card face down 300 attack and defense is boosted. 300x4=1200. There are 4 'Oof Minions. '1200x4=4800 attack and defense boosted.

To add onto that TROHOPS creates a clone of each 'Oof Minion. 'so 4800x2=9600 attack and defense boosted. All Minions are and TLOG's are boosted.

Each Oof Minion's new stats: 9900 attack/ 10700 defense

Each TLOG'S new stats: 15,000 attack/ 15,000 defense

I activate a trap card: Permanent

all stat boosts given this turn are permanent

I activate another trap card: Shuffle

I drop all the cards in my hand and draw 5 new ones. I have no cards so I just draw 5.

I play a spell from my hand: Oof angels

Oof angels drop from the sky and give all oof troops on the field a forcefield around them.

I direct attack with everything.

End turn Secrets again?! Ugh

Eater of Secrets (2/4): Battlecry: Destroy all enemy Secrets. Gain +1/+1 for each. -4 Mana, shoves the faced-down cards into its mouth and gains +4/+4

Twisting Nether: Destroy all minions. -8 Mana, flushes everything into a giant toilet bowl

The Steel Sentinel (5/5): This minion can only take 1 Damage at a time. -6 Mana

Vengeance: Give a minion +4/+4 for each friendly minion that died last turn. -5 Mana, The Steel Sentinel +300/+300

Secret: Hidden until a specific action occurs on your opponent's turn. -1 Mana

Electra Stormsurge (3/3): Battlecry: Your next spell this turn casts twice. -3 Mana

Adaptation: Adapt a friendly minion. -1 Mana, The Steel Sentinel gains Poisonous and Taunt

Hand of Protection: Give a minion Divine Shield. -1 Mana, The Steel Sentinel gains Divine Shield

Corpse Raiser (3/3): Battlecry: Give a friendly minion "Deathrattle: Resummon this minion." -5 Mana, The Steel Sentinel gains “Deathrattle: Resummon this minion.”

Anti-Magic Shell: Give your minions +2/+2 and "Can't be targeted by spells or Hero Powers“. -4 Mana, every friendly minion gains +2/+2

Secret: Hidden until a specific action occurs on your opponent's turn. -3 Mana

Secret: Hidden until a specific action occurs on your opponent's turn. -3 Mana

End turn. Like 404 said Oof Angels protect oof troops from any kind of attack.

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But since it would mess everything up lets just say you blocked the attack somehow.

SOMEHOW

My turn starts

Draw card

Both TLOGs spawn 2 extra Oof Minions

TROHOP'S effect: Everything is cloned once again.

I sacrifice every troop except for my 3 TLOGs ​​​​​​. With all the Sacrifices I spawn in 2 more OOF GODS

I sacrifice the 2 OOF GODS to summon ANOTHER TLOG ​​​​​​.

I send ALL my TLOG's to the graveyard and summon, out of the 4 sacrifices, 'THE LEGENDARY OOF GOD OF LEGENDARY OOF GODS. '

After all of those sacrifices I gain a BUNCH of mana because of Sparky's ability.

Or for short TLOGOLOG (lmao)

Stats: ???/???

This troop is the highest ranking oofer of all the oofers.

His attack and defense is defined by the attack and defense of oof heroes/minions that died that turn. In short it gains all the attacik and defense power of all the cards I just sacrificed.

So I approximately have 100,000-150,000 of both attack and defense. So lets just say 125,000 attack and 120,000 defense.

TROHOP'S effect: A clone is made from TLOGOLOG

I play the spell card: Reload

Sacrifice your whole hand and redraw the amount you had.

This amount can be changed with mana: -5 mana=1 extra card drawn.

I spend a BUNCH of mana and draw something like 30 cards.

I play 5 cards face down (the max number)

I play an arena card from my hand (the field we're playing on suddenly becomes this arena): Ring of OOFS

If there is a TLOGOLOG on field then this card can be played.

The battlefield suddenly becomes oof Heaven where TLOGOLOG used to live. Every turn the opponent MUST attack TLOGOLOG because of this arenas effect. Note that oof angels are still in play so Poison will not affect them. But attack difference will still stand so you will take any excess damage from the attacks.

TLOGOLOG's effect: Similar to Berserk but different. I can keep attacking consecutively as many times as I want.

I attack all of 404's troops to wipe out any threats.

I proceed to attack Egam's troops and wipe them all out.

I play a spell card: OOF battle cry

The oof battle cry summons all fallen oofs from the turn before for the remainder of this turn. All of their stat boosts are still in effect.

I direct attack with everything and both TLOGOLOGs

P.S any troop you quick play or play afterwards MUST attack TLOGOLOG first thing they are summoned.